Ah, the age old question. The bane of every man's existence. The cringe-inducing sentence that can NOT be answered correctly....ever. The question that, although it defies all logic and sense, women the world over still ask every time they step out of a dressing room. Thayner has learned to just say, "I love you" every time I ask it...well played husband, well played. I really, truly want an honest answer to this question (kind of).
So I turn to you, family and friends. Be honest. Don't hold back. Does this dress make me look fat?
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Let me clarify a few things:
1. Yes, we are very pregnant - 12 weeks to be exact.
2. We are absolutely thrilled about the whole situation.
3. This is not my belly at 12 weeks, thank goodness. That is my super-awesome Halloween costume that we made to announce to the extended family- thank you to a very large bath towel shoved up my dress.
4. I do not want you to answer if this dress makes me look fat. Obviously there is no correct answer to that question.
